In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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