I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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