PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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