It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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