when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She said her name was "party"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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