doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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