Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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