She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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