So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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