I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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