I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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