Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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