Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I checked into jail on foursquare
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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