I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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