Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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