Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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