I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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