What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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