I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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