Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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