Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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