So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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