do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just google imaged poop.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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