Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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