she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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