He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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