It's like God shit irony all over that family
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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