So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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