just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
They took my balls.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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