6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
