Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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