I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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