What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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