whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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