so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Randomize
