Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You're a waste of cheezeits
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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