Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
not ubering you a puppy
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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