i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
