im about as happy as oj after his trial
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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