I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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