Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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