I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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