Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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