Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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