Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
we're making bets on your personal life
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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