Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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