: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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