She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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