I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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