I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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