OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i would punch a child for taco bell
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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