i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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