do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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