then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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