You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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