my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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